You know, I'm going to have to work on my OCFF eventually. Today, apparently, is not the day.

This has a mildly slashy bent. Not unlike the show itself.

( Snapshot )

lalejandra accused me of being a taunter. But I’m not. Summer and Anna, on the other hand...they know taunting.

Based on true events from the Night of Five Spoons, and dedicated to Shima, who knows what it is like to be in Seth’s position.

( Torturing Seth Cohen )

Marissa ficlet. Don't ask, don't tell. Hopefully my muses will take this in substitute for chicken sacrifice.

( Storytelling )

My fic muses are mad that I abandoned them for presents and drinking this holiday season, and will not give me slash. Maybe this lil' ficlet will appease them.

( Superstitions )

I'm still not sure how this story came to me last Friday as I sat outside with a cigarette, cursing the Chicago winds. But, 40 pages later, I'm actually kind of glad that it did.

( Confessions of an Expatriate: Prodigal Sons )

I'm not sure where this came from. It's long and angsty and filled with Dark!Seth. But I'm not sure I would have it any other way.

( Confessions of an Expatriate: Penance )

So, I can never turn down a challenge. Especially when it involves Drunk!Seth and it's a lazy Tuesday morning.

Inspired by and for lalejandra, who thought Ryan and Seth should play a game of I Never.

( Holiday Spirits: An I Never Adventure )

It's been a while since I've attempted Ryan POV. And I've never done it at one ayem.

Hmm. This should be interesting.

( Lifetimes )

Well, porn in need of some minor tweaking, but still porn.

Monday AM edit: 'Tis been tweaked, and probably could use more tweaking, but I'm tired and it's going to be a long week at work, so, this stands as is.

( Porn for Shima! )

The problem with The O.C. is that it's suddenly taken over my life. Wait. I'm saying it like it's a *bad* thing.

This is why I should never volunteer for anything. I was supposed to be writing a natural disaster, and it turns to drinks, shoes, and referencing Olympic gymnasts.

Thanks to rage_blackouts, for being my first beta ever.

( Mudslide! )